# If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

# Can you cry under water?

# How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

# Why do you have to ‘put your two cents in’… but it’s only a ‘penny for your thoughts’? Where’s that extra penny going to?

# Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

# Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

# What disease did cured ham actually have?

# How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

# Why is it that people say they ’slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?

# If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Read the whole Letter at Funny spam email :: Richard A. Johnson.

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